On-premise servers, custom operating system, AI with 4 personalities, and a 40-gigabit mesh network. No cloud dependencies. No vendor lock-in. Just physics.
INTERNET
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┌────────────────────────────┴────────────────────────────┐
│ R420 - RAM (TRUNK) │
│ 20 cores │ 32GB ECC │ 960GB SSD │ 2×40Gb │
│ Security • Routing • API Gateway • Load Balancer │
└────────────────────────────┬────────────────────────────┘
│ 40Gb WireGuard Mesh
┌──────────────┴──────────────┐
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┌─────────────────────────┐ ┌─────────────────────────┐
│ R720 #1 - BRAIN-L │ │ R720 #2 - BRAIN-R │
│ 24 cores │ 128GB RAM │ │ 24 cores │ 128GB RAM │
│ 2× Tesla P40 (48GB) │ │ 2× Tesla P40 (48GB) │
│ vLLM • Whisper • SDXL │ │ ComfyUI • Text-Gen │
└─────────────────────────┘ └─────────────────────────┘
Pure HTML, CSS, and vanilla JavaScript. No framework bloat. No build step. No node_modules black hole.
Node.js CJS services managed by PM2. Each service is independent, brain-wired, and crash-tolerant.
On-premise AI with personality routing, cognitive adaptation, and 169 agentic tools. No API bills. No data leaving the building.
Custom operating system, WireGuard mesh, and Cloudflare tunnel. Your data never touches someone else's servers.
A game engine, video conferencing, real-time collaboration, and design tools. All self-hosted.
Point-of-sale with pour cost intelligence, voice ordering, offline operation, and staff gamification.
| Category | Traditional SaaS | Salmagundi |
|---|---|---|
| Monthly Cost (50 users) | $2,500 - $15,000+ | $73 - $997 flat |
| Data Location | Their servers, their rules | Your servers, your data |
| Per-Seat Pricing | $25-$300/user/month | Unlimited users, flat rate |
| Vendor Lock-in | Proprietary formats, export fees | Open code, take it anytime |
| AI Privacy | Your data trains their models | 100% on-premise, nothing leaves |
| Customization | "Submit a feature request" | You own the code. Change anything. |
| Downtime Control | "Check our status page" | Your infrastructure, your uptime |
Every line of code we write for you is yours. Every database, every configuration, every deployment script. If you decide to part ways, you take everything with you. No export fees. No proprietary formats. No "please contact sales to discuss data migration."
We stay in business because our work is good, not because leaving is hard.